If Miho was MC Part 2

In Your Arms Tonight 2

Miho: Careful, that one’s a bit heavy.
Watches Shu struggle with a bulging garbage bag.
Shu: What is in this?
Miho shrugs.
Miho: My marriage?
Shu trips, drops bag which breaks, and Kazuya’s severed head rolls out and into the gutter.
Miho: You’re a lawyer, right?

My Forged Wedding

Miho arrives at Long Island.
Saeki: I need some practical experience, Honey.
Kunihiko: I’m not really your uncle.
Yamato: I could lose my job if you don’t help me.
Takao: I just want to make my grandmother happy.
Ren: I could save so many lives.
Yuta: Reality television; it’ll be a real laugh.
Tamaki: My half-brother is a total dick.
Akito: I don’t even like sake.
Haruka: Tradition is so suffocating.
Kyoichi: I would never manipulate you.
Miho blinks, and holds up her hands.
Miho: I’ve got this – I’ll help ALL of you.
Changes title.
‘My Forged Harem’

Her Love In The Force

Checks with local superior when she hears she has been accepted to an elite academy on recommendation, requests a copy of the application. Calls academy to apologise and withdraw.
Namba: Well, that’s honest of you.
Miho: Of course, I hope you’ll take that into consideration when I file a genuine application.
Duh, is accepted on own merits and kicks Kaga’s ass at every opportunity… slaps Goto’s ass at every opportunity. 

Serendipity Next Door

 Miho turns Masaomi’s penchant for getting lost into a fan mobile app entitled Omi Go!
Jinpachi: You didn’t really sell his fans Omi-balls to throw at him did you?
Miho hands Jinpachi a second beer, then settles in his lap to comfortably enjoy watching Masaomi’s GPS tracker blip around on her iPad.
Miho: He’ll evade them. I left energy bars at Omi-stops around

If MIHO was MC Part 1

Star-Crossed Myth

Zodiac Gods: Choose whose sin you’re going to remove!
Leon lays hand on Miho’s shoulder and causes a spontaneous orgasm.
Miho: HIM! HOLY…. HOLY FUCK HIM!
Miho gyrates wildly.
Hue: I’m not sure humping his leg is the way to remove his sin, Miho.
Miho: Don’t -hump- fuckin’ -hump- care -hump-
Leon: Eh, let the goldfish do what she wants. Look at the stupid expression on her face.

Our Two Bedroom Story

Miho arrives at the house her stepfather said she could stay in, only to find her hot step-brother there.
Miho: Actually… not even mad.

Finally, In Love Again

Miho at the mixer party having sparked the interest of multiple men.
Miho: I have an announcement to make!
Room falls quiet.
Miho: Listen up! It’s my birthday and I’m sex starved!
Points at said interested men.
Miho: You, you you, you aaaaaand, you… love hotel, right now.

My First Last Kiss

Hiroki attempts to tease/flirt… Miho holds up hand.
Miho: Had your chance son, now it’s just sexual harassment. Like your job do you? Then cut it the fuck out. Also I had sex with everyone at Conte last night – even Ichiya – which is why you weren’t invited.
Miho smiles sweetly and continues mundane work.